What Would Barney Say?

Words of “Wisdom” From The Simpsons… ish

Well… in an alternate universe.

One of my morning helpers always has indigestion, so he burps A LOT.

At first, I joked that he was bringing Barney back (the one from the Simpsons…. not the Purple Dinosaur. Excuse me… just saying that makes me I'll).

I now have a running joke about him starting to say something deep, then, well… being Barney.


“Hey, Homer! Ya know, the Magna Carta was imposed because… BRAAP!”

“Gosh, Homer… the Mayans av’ the Aztecs had the same architecture. that was because… URP!”

This joke never gets old!



Jeffrey Allan Boman

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