What Would Barney Say?

Words of “Wisdom” From The Simpsons… ish

Well… in an alternate universe.

One of my morning helpers always has indigestion, so he burps A LOT.

At first, I joked that he was bringing Barney back (the one from the Simpsons…. not the Purple Dinosaur. Excuse me… just saying that makes me I'll).

I now have a running joke about him starting to say something deep, then, well… being Barney.

Examples:

“Hey, Homer! Ya know, the Magna Carta was imposed because… BRAAP!”

“Gosh, Homer… the Mayans av’ the Aztecs had the same architecture. that was because… URP!”

This joke never gets old!

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Jeffrey Allan Boman

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